Your diet called. It wants a restraining order.
Meal tracking that roasts you into eating better. Log your food, get brutally honest feedback, and actually improve your diet. Because peer pressure works, even from a bot.
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How it works
Snap your meal
Take a pic or describe what you ate. We don't judge. Actually we do, that's the whole point.
We crunch the numbers
Your meal gets broken down into calories and macros faster than you can say 'it was just a snack'.
Get roasted
Chad gives you his honest opinion. Spoiler: if you ate pizza at 2am, it's not going to be nice.
Squad up. Get roasted together.
Create a team, invite your friends, and let Chad compare everyone's diet. Accountability hits different when your squad is watching.
🥑 Clean Start
Egg whites, spinach, avocado toast
420 kcalLucas is out here eating like a fitness influencer at 8am. Meanwhile the rest of the squad is still sleeping. Early bird gets the gains I guess 🐦
☕ European Breakfast
Black coffee and a cigarette
5 kcalPedro said 'breakfast is the most important meal' and chose VIOLENCE. Coffee and a cigarette?? That's not a meal that's a cry for help 💀
bro that's not even a meal that's a vibe check 😭
Pedro I'm genuinely concerned for you
it's called intermittent fasting look it up
🫐 Pinterest Breakfast
Overnight oats with berries and chia seeds
380 kcalAna posting her overnight oats like it's an Instagram story. This meal has more aesthetic than Pedro's entire diet this week 📸
🐟 Sigma Lunch
Grilled salmon with quinoa and roasted veggies
580 kcal🍔 Golden Arches Arc
Double cheeseburger and large fries from McD
1150 kcalLucas is eating SALMON while Pedro went to McDonald's. The gap between these two is wider than Pedro's calorie surplus 🏔️ This isn't even a competition anymore
bro that burger looks absolutely criminal 💀
🍕 Fridge Raid
4 slices of leftover pizza cold from the fridge
920 kcalMike just ate FOUR slices of COLD pizza and called it lunch. While Ana is over here with a proper salad. The duality of this squad is insane 😂
it hits different alright. hits your arteries different 💀
🍗 Family Bucket for One
KFC bucket. The family size. Solo.
2400 kcalMike ate a FAMILY SIZE KFC bucket ALONE. Bro that's not dinner that's a commitment ceremony with Colonel Sanders 💍🍗
FAMILY SIZE SOLO im literally crying 😭😭
the biscuits were necessary
👑 DAILY VERDICT 👑 🥇 Lucas - Clean all day. The discipline is UNMATCHED. 🥈 Ana - Pinterest aesthetic, real results. 🥉 Mike - Solo KFC bucket. At least he's honest. 💀 Pedro - Coffee, McDonald's, pizza. Speedrunning heart disease.
Invite your friends
Share a code, they join. Max 10 per squad. Free users can create teams too.
Chad compares everyone
Every meal gets a squad roast. Chad plays favorites based on who's actually eating well.
Roast each other
Reply to your friends' meals. Call out the midnight pizza. Hype the clean eating streaks.
Daily verdict
Every night, Chad crowns a winner and roasts the loser. Leaderboard energy.
Meals count everywhere
Team meals show up in your personal dashboard too. One log, double the accountability.
Ready to get roasted?
Join the people who improved their diet by getting cyberbullied into accountability. It's free, it's fun, and it actually works.